There has never been a time when the primary purpose of the internet wasn’t looking at pictures of cats.

On my way home while carrying my new uniform, a group of guys randomly called out to me “Congratulations, bro!” “Go get drunk!”. My life is a musical.

(And I intend to do them one better and go eat lots of raw fish)

Community was perfect

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idealkomsomolet:

“Then this is my final question: What can change the nature of a man?”

“THE QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS”

“Nonetheless, before there is an ending between us, I will hear your answer.”

“THEN THIS IS MY ANSWER, AND YOU ARE THE PROOF, *NOTHING* CAN CHANGE THE NATURE OF A MAN”

“If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge, or fear - whatever you *believe* can change the nature of a man, can.”

“THEN YOU HAVE LEARNED A FALSE LESSON, BROKEN ONE”

“Have I? I’ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag’s heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me.”

Troy gets injected with truth serum | Community 3x16

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eiramisu:

Consider that my last piece of advice.

Lotte Lenya: “Seeräuber Jenny” from Die Driegroschenoper (The Threepenny Opera)

“Pirate” in German is “Seeräuber”. Searobber. I love this so much